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On this site you can find all possible combinations of preflop hands that can occur in Texas Hold'em Poker. As a bonus you will also learn the nicknames of the different hands.
The hands are ranked from #1 to #169, where #1 is the best. This ranking is applicable when the poker table is full ring (9-10 people). The ranking is based on computer calculation results with all the players staying to the river card. It is not applicable to any real play. If the hand is named XXs then it means the hand is suited, if XXo then the hand is off suit.
#1 AA
Pocket Rockets American Airlines The Hand Bullets Rocky Mountains
#2 KK
Cowboys Kamikaze King Kong Cold Turkey Kangaroos
#3 QQ
Hilton Sisters Ladies West Hollywood The Bitches The Witches Double Date 4 Tits Flower Girls
#4 AKs Big Slick in a suit Anna Kournikova Santa Barbara Mike Haven
#5 JJ
Jokers Brothers Hooks Jackson Hole SHIP Gays Online
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#6 AQs
Big Chick Little Slick Anthony & Cleopatra
#7 KQs
Mamas and Papas Newlyweds Marriage Royal Couple Parents
#8 AJs
Ajax Black Jack Jack Ass J-birds
#9 KJs
Kojak King John Hary Potter Bachelor's Hand Tucson Monster
#10 TT
TinTin Tension Twenty Miles
#11 AKo
Big Slick Anna Kournikova
#12 ATs
Johnny Moss Bookends
#13 QJs
Oedipus Maverick
#14 KTs
Katie Big Al
#15 QTs
Quint Varkony Gratitude Greyhound
#16 JTs
Morgan
#17 99
Wayne Gretzky German Virgin Popeye's Phil Hellmuth
#18 AQo
Big Chick Little slick
#19 A9s
Rounders Hand Driving the Truck
#20 KQo
Mixed Marriage Othello
#21 88
Snowmen Little Oldsmobile Two Fat Ladies Catnuts
#22 K9s
Canine Pair of Dogs Turner & Hooch Pedigree Fido Sawmill
#23 T9s
Count Down
#24 A8s
Dead Mans Hand
#25 Q9s
Quinine
#26 J9s
Jeanine
#27 AJo
Ace Jack-off
#28 A5s
High Five
#29 77
Buggy Tops Saturn Sunset Strip Hockey Sticks Mullets Walking Sticks
#30 A7s
Red Baron
#31 KJo
Kojak King John Jack-King-off Harry Potter
#32 A4s
Sharp Tops Amen Tranny's
#33 A3s
Ash Tray Baskin Robbins
#34 A6s
Mile High
#35 QJo
Maverick Fred & Ethel
#36 66
Route 66 Kicks
#37 K8s
The Feast Kokomo
#38 T8s
Tetris Tenaciously
#39 A2s
Hunting Season Arizona Acey-Deucy
#40 98s
Oldsmobile
#41 J8s
Jeffrey Dalmer
#42 ATo
Bookends
#43 Q8s
Kuwait
#44 K7s
King Salmon Kevin
#45 KTo
Katie Woodcutter
#46 55
Presto Double Nickels Speed Limit Sammy
#47 JTo
Morgan
#48 87s
RPM Tahoe
#49 QTo
Quint Greyhound
#50 44
Robert Varkonyi Quint Magnum Colt 44 Sail Boats Diana Dors
#51 33
Crabs City Parks
#52 22
Quackers Pocket Swans Ducks Barely Legal The Strippers
#53 K6s
The Concubine
#54 97s
Grapefruit
#55 K5s
King of Nickels
#56 76s
America Union Oil
#57 T7s
The Bowling Hand Split
#58 K4s
Fork
#59 K3s
King Crab Sizzler Commander Crab
#60 K2s
White Men Can't Jump
#61 Q7s
Computer Hand
#62 86s
Eubie Maxwell Smart
#63 65s
Ken Warren
#64 J7s
Dice Hand
#65 54s
Colt
#66 Q6s
#67 75s
Heinz 57 Sauce
#68 96s
Overtime Soixante Neuf
#69 Q5s
Granny Mae (if spades)
#70 64s
Revolution The Rabbit
#71 Q4s
#72 Q3s
Bitch with Crabs Gay Waiter
#73 T9o
Countdown
#74 T6s Driver's License
#75 Q2s Windsor Waiter
#76 A9o Jesus Chris Ferguson
#77 53s
#78 85s Finky Dink
#79 J6s Jack Sikma
#80 J9o Emergency 9-11
#81 K9o Sawmill
#82 J5s Jackson Five Motown
#83 Q9o Quinine
#84 43s Waltz Time
#85 74s Barn Owl
#86 J4s Done Hand Jermaine Flat Tire
#87 J3s J-Lo Bird Table
#88 95s Dolly Parton Hard Working
#89 J2s The Jew
#90 63s JFK Three Dozen
#91 A8o Dead Man's Hand
#92 52s Two Bits Quarter
#93 T5s Dimestore Woolworth Five and Dime
#94 84s Big Brother George Orwell
#95 T4s Roger That Over and Out Convoy The Good Buddy
#96 T3s
#97 42s The Answer Lumberjack
#98 T2s Texas Dolly Terminator II
#99 98o Oldsmobile
#100 T8o Tetris
#101 A5o High Five
#102 A7o Red Baron
#103 73s Dutch Waiter Swedish Busboy
#104 A4o Crashing Airlines
#105 32s Hooter Hand Jordan
#106 94s San Fransisco
#107 93s Jack Benny
#108 J8o Jeffery Dalmer
#109 A3o Baskin Robbins Ash Tray
#110 62s
#111 92s Twiggy
#112 K8o The Feast Dr Spoon Kokomo
#113 A6o Mile High
#114 87o Tahoe
#115 Q8o Kuwait
#116 83s Raquel Welch
#117 A2o Arizona Big Balls Hunting Season
#118 82s Fat Lady and a Duck
#119 97o Grapefruit
#120 72s Beer Hand
#121 76o Union Oil
#122 K7o King Salmon
#123 65o Ken Warren
#124 T7o Split
#125 K6o The Concubine
#126 86o Maxwell Smart
#127 54o Colt 45 Jesse James Jane Russell
#128 K5o Rotten Cowboy
#129 J7o Dice
#130 75o Filipino Slick Heinz
#131 Q7o Computer Hand
#132 K4o Fork
#133 K3o Commander Crab King Crab
#134 96o Percy
#135 K2o Big Fritz
#136 64o The Question
#137 Q6o
#138 53o Bully Johnson
#139 85o The Scag
#140 T6o Sweet Sixteen
#141 Q5o
#142 43o Waltz Time
#143 Q4o
#144 Q3o Gay Waiter
#145 74o Cambodian Slick
#146 Q2o The Vesty
#147 J6o Jack Sikma
#148 63o JFK Blocky
#149 J5o Jackson Five
#150 95o Dolly Parton
#151 52o Quarter
#152 J4o Kid Grenade
#153 J3o Fortran
#154 42o The Answer
#155 J2o Bennifer
#156 84o Big Brother
#157 T5o Nickels and Dimes
#158 T4o CB Hand Roger That
#159 32o Big Gulp Hooter Hand Mississippi Slick Can of Corn
Poker Hand Combinations Explained. Poker hands fall into one of ten categories. The highest is a royal flush, followed by a straight flush, then four of a kind, a full house, a flush, a straight. This fact, combined with the possibilities of winning with both a low and a high hand, makes a top list of starting hands in loose O8 very different from those for other poker games. Since there are so many more kinds of playable hands in loose Omaha Hi-Lo than in Hold'em, a list limited to the top 100 starting hands leaves out too many.